I’ve found out that you can find out an answer to any question by typing that question into Google and letting Yahoo answers give you an answer.It may not be the correct answer but it’s a fun game if ever you’re bored on a train journey, in a car, or during sex.
So here are 5 questions what I and that @motherventing came up with. Followed by some of the BEST answers courtesy of Yahoo answers. Yes, it is another public service performed on the bloggle. To educate, inform and entertain. Lord Reith would shit himself with glee.
1) What rhymes with orange?
Nothing. Nothing rhymes with silver, either.
Portage, porage, and other stuff with the suffix age!
2) Can you still be conscious after you’ve been beheaded?
I heard that people can respond to stuff after being beheaded. But I don’t know.
I can’t remember exactly who it was that actually stated they would keep blinking after they had there head chopped off. I believe he or she was able to blink up to 13 seconds after the head was removed.
I heard that the head can see about 30 seconds after it is severed from thew body. Im not sure if it is true though
Ouch, That would hurt. Imagine being alive after your head is cut off. I think, maybe, that could happen.
3) What does “crikey” mean?
Crikey is an old slag word for “Christ!”
An exclamation like “Wow!” “Good Lord!” or “Holy crap look at the size of that crocodile!”
it means like I don’t know. i think it means wow that was weird
Your mum (It’s amazing how this is a popular answer for a lot of questions)
4) Why is the sky blue?
Because it is not any of the other colors
Because it would look funny if it was green
Because its a reflection of the water on Earth. The Earth is 71.1% water.
5) Why do pigeons move their heads when they walk?
You know the effect, when walking with a camera in you hand, the pictures are unsteady. It would be the same in the bird’s brain, if they wouldn’t move their heads
that’s how they keep their balance
Because your mum does
So, do you have any questions which need answering? A tricky one for the kids homework? Something which is generally just vexing your face with vexation? Ask me via my comments slit and I’ll slip myself into Yahoo and find the funniest answer for you. Who cares if the answer is right or not? Details and accuracy get in the way of a farking good laugh sometimes.
No, YOU’RE WELCOME.
And thanks for reading.